“I am”…collected messages from abroad

I am sort of getting into the rhythm of the continuing email scams/spam…I’ve been simply trashing them, but they might be worth compiling. Reading them as a cyberspace chant could be interesting. These were recently trashed. I’ll just keep adding them as they are received.

i am the director of operation in Hang Seng Bank Hong Kong.

I am the Director of HSBC Holdings plc.

I am Dr. Matooq Saad Bakoosh a citizen of JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA.

I am Mrs.Tsang Siu a staff of Lloyds TSB Group Plc. here in Hong Kong
attached in Private Banking Services.

I am one of the Managing Directors with Standard Chartered Bank- Republic of Cote d’Ivoire.

I am the Assistant Director of Burkina Commercial Bank (BCB); Ouagadougou.

I am Mrs. Ruth Cole, of (Appva) Peace Keepers stationed in Iraq.

I am Mr. Fani Zulu (FCAA), the chief accountant of African Development Bank (ADB).

I am the Head of Operations in Mevas Bank, Hong Kong.

I am constrained to inform you that Mr Dewey A. Wagner from the USA came to our office accompanied with BARRISTER. FEMI TUNDE a legal practitioner in the Federal Republic of Nigeria in respect of your payment funds that you are his associate and unfortunately you died in a Fatal car accident.

I am Senator Mohamed Akul, a serving Senator incharge of Benjerville Constituency.

I am the wife of Late MR. EDWARD JOHNSON from Sierra Leone .

I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting those fund transferred to a Swiss Account with the cooperation of a new partner from United Kingdom who is an international businessman.

I am Miss mirabe Mehdi, 18 years old girl from ivory coast .

I am a banker by profession in BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA and currently holding the post of manager in account and auditing department in our bank.

I am Raja Usman,an attorney at law.

I AM MS CAROLINA STARR FROM SPAIN; I’M 58YEARS OLD,WIFE TO LATE TORRES. I AM DEAF,AND SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME CANCER WHICH ALSO AFFECTED MY BRAIN.

I am seeking your counsel to collect the outstanding balance of the settlement funds from my ex husband under a collaborative settlement agreement, either through litigation or non-litigations.

i’m a young girl of 23 years of age and you?

I’m Miss Binta Dieme.

I am the General Audit Manager, Accounts Department in our bank.

I am Mr. Williams Duff, the son of Duff Muda of Sudan who was murdered with my mom and only sister during rebel crisis in Sudan.

I AM MR ibrahim hamza, AN ACCOUNTS OFFICER WITH AN AFRICA BANK IN BURKINA-FASO OF WEST AFRICA.

I am Diplomat, HON.Josia Jackman, mandated to deliver your inheritance (Consignment) to you in your country of residence.

I am miss, Morine Lorna, 23 years old, a medical student, my father of blessed memory by name late Mr. Lorna Laboso who was the a manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan, was killed along side with my beloved mother and only brother.

I am Miss Awa Alassane 19 years old Girl an orphan.

I am Ms Onyeka Blessing a computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.

I am the Head of Operations in Mevas Bank, Hong Kong.

My name is Rasaq Ali an account Manager with financial institution.

I am Wan John, a staff of Private Banking Services at the Bank of
China(BOC).

I am Mr Tony Robinson Director World Fund Management.

I am Barrister Jay Squarte, a Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr.Steve Anderson, who used to work with Siamrak Company Limited.

I am Mr.Efe Mena , business consultant based and doing business here in West Africa.

I am Elvis Soo,an attorney at law.

I am writing to seek your partnership in the investment of my inherited fund (USD$7.5M) from my late father who died mysteriously last year.

I am Mr Andy Tombi the Former credit manager of SNS Bank in the Netherlands now based in United Kingdom.

I am Lady. Victoria S Boyd, I am married to Sir Charles S Boyd who is an Englishman though dead now.

I am Dr. Salif Mohamed, an Audit staff of (B.O.A) Bank Of Africa Burkina Faso.

I am the son of the late Ahmed Tidiane Kante, former minister of geology
and mines of the republic of Guinea.

I am Dr. Kelvin Tom, a Legitimate and Reputable Money Lender.

IAM TONY JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT,UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA[UBA] THE ONLY BANK APPOINTED BY THE O.A.U MEMBERS LED BY PRESIDENT JOHN KUFFOR.

I am the account officer to late Mr hussein mubarak of kuwaite a well known Philanthropist after his death the bank gave me the permition to make a random draw of emails and your e-mail address was picked as the beneficiary to his Will of $7.4Million USD,

My name is Nadezhda Novikova. I am the Chief of the children (orphans).

I am Lady Mrs.Dalila Bongani, from Saudi Arabia. I am married to Sir
Miguel Bongani who worked with the Khalid Oil and Gas inc, in Ivory Coast
for nine years before he died in 2009.

My Name is Mrs Malak Ali and am contacting you from my country Tunisia I want to tell you this because i don’t have any other option than to tell you as i was touched to open up to you,I am married to Mr Aabideen Ali who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005.

I am Chief Nana kujo Prince, contacting you on behalf of my community (Takwadum community of Accra – Ghana , West African Region).

I am Clement Wong,an attorney at law.I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client who share the same last name as yours before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at (US$19 Million) is lodged.

My name is Mr. Jerry Ntai, I am the Head of Operations in Mevas Bank, Hong Kong.

My name is Mr. Jerry Ntai, I work with the Mevas Bank bank here in Hong Kong.

9 responses to ““I am”…collected messages from abroad

  1. for entertainment from this kinda thang, I read:
    http://www.scambuster419.co.uk/

  2. DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT? Nice work if you can get it…

  3. We’ve had several local fraudsters right here in Hawaii. How about the attempt to sell one Billion dollars of a new issue of Hawaiian Kingdom bonds?
    http://archives.starbulletin.com/2002/02/17/news/perez.html

    How about the “Perfect Title” land title scam, in which a self-proclaimed Regent Pro Tem of the Kingdom of Hawaii collected over $600,000 in “title search” fees from people seeking to either “repair” their property deed by making it legal under still-existing “Kingdom law” or else to take over someone else’s house who had not gotten a “perfect title.” See a collection of news reports from mainstream media at
    http://tinyurl.com/4w2rt

    How about the scam on Maui where “A phony $1 million “Hawaiian Kingdom Treasury Bond” –paid for with a few thousand real US dollars– can be used to pay off their mortgage”
    http://tinyurl.com/6h9ng4

  4. I am the real Slim Shady.

    I am Iron Man.

    I am the the cat who won’t cop out when there’s danger all about.

    I am woman, hear me roar.

    I am an iLind.net reader.

  5. i am on a horse

  6. Now why don’t I get spam like that? Maybe not Hawaiian enough?

  7. hattie. why would you wish any kind of spam upon yourself? especially this cuuuurap!

  8. Everybody sing like Monty Python…..”Spam,spam,spam…”

  9. Big Braddah, you are on a horse? But aren’t you a centaur?

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