Temperatures in Honolulu today should reach a high in the low 80s, and a low temperature in the low 70s, with tradewinds out of the east.

Pretty boring. I explain to the cats that they’re lucky to be here.

Portland, Oregon, on the other hand, recorded the most snowfall on Wednesday since 1943.

I figured Honolulu also tied its record for the most snowfall in history.

But it didn’t snow in Honolulu yesterday, you might say.

Correct, and it’s never snowed, so the highest snowfall previously recorded was, well, zilch. And it did tie that record.

But, needless to say, the cats didn’t care.

Speaking of the cats, here they come!