I suppose it’s time to start a new series highlighting the daily twists, turns, and indignities of Living with Cats.
Here is last evening’s little episode.
It started at feeding time. The cats had been gathering for at least half an hour in anticipation, applying their usual not-too-subtle pressure. The four of them regularly share a single 3 oz. can of Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Feast in Gravy. That’s three ounces of food split among 40+ combined pounds of adult cat. Somehow it satisfies them, probably because they know the kibble course follows shortly.
With the felines pacified, I turned my attention back to human dinner: a pan of homemade tomato sauce simmering on the stove, set to accompany some Costco ravioli. As the water reached a rolling boil, I realized I needed a timer. I wasn’t wearing my Apple Watch—my usual go-to—so I looked around for my phone.
I spotted my iPhone charging on the far side of the counter. Reaching over to grab it, I paused. There was a strange, textured splotch sitting on the screen. From a distance, I couldn’t quite make it out. A piece of cookie? Raw dough?
Moving closer revealed the truth: a fresh, wet, carefully placed dollop of Ocean Whitefish & Tuna cat barf.
The surgical precision was astounding. Not a drop touched the counter. Not a single stray speck landed on the stack of mail sitting inches away. It was a direct hit on the glass display. I had to admire the marksmanship, even while thoroughly grossed out by the outcome.
Before initiating a delicate containment operation, taking care not to let any seep under the edge of the case,I asked Meda to document the scene for the record.
Cleaning did take several paper towels as I first tried to contain the mess, and then remove all traces of the fishy gravy. Luckily, neither the phone nor any of the cats seem any worse off for the experience.





