I’ve been thinking about “going negative” and the techniques and tricks of negative campaigning. And I started to wonder whether anyone has the kind of track record that would be safe from attack.
So I thought, what would happen if Jesus were to miraculously reappear and run for public office? He’s got a record familiar to most voters which should be a plus. And if Jesus isn’t safe from attack, who is?
But I think the masters of the attack ad would have a field day. A record, no matter how good, is a perfect target.
Imagine…
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hahahaha. I could picture this on the Daily Show. Thanks for a laugh @5:40 in the a-m.
Too good. I vote yes for Jesus!
With a name like Jesus, can he prove he’s a citizen?
Bravo, Ian, I have always thought that people who claimed to be Christians entirely missed the message. Obviously America is NOT a Christian nation based on Christian principals. You can’t be a Christian and serve in the military, invade other countries, and occupy other nations, deny people food, housing, and their human rights.
Yes, the missionaries came to Hawai’i to do good and did very well for themselves.
Thank you, thank you, Ian! It’s about time someone made this point.
I was beginning to wonder if Mufi sent you some mind-numbing cool-aid. Your wits and reason were missing. You redeemed yourself in the end.
Margaret Thatcher once said, “Beware of the stupid masses.” Mufi has a sister in England. She must have taught him how to capitalize on this.
Anyone with half a brain must be able to see through Mufi and Caldwell MO.
you all crack me up….and you’re going to hell. go ahead….mock his name. sleep well.
I suppose this person should have attended to the disclaimer for the religiously sensitive….
Really can’t bring myself to vote for someone with facial hair, but a good discussion would be in which district would Jesus live?